Bruce Willis

Turmoil in some nasty caves on the Afghan border.
Me and my men walking around with our dicks in our hands.
And our balls in or throats.
Looking for America's most wanted.

Bin Laden.

Yeah.
For once I ran towards right on the money.
I come around a corner.
Bam. There he is looking me right in the eyes.

Wait. You killed Bin Laden?

I put two in his heart.
One in his computer.

So that was you.

Yeah.
That was me.

Planet Terror, Robert Rodriguez, 2007.